Our Story.
*Accuracy not guaranteed. Confidence fully intact.
How It Started
It started as an argument.
Then a joke.
Then a shirt.
Somewhere between "I was just talking to her" and "you can check my phone," a truth was spoken so confidently, so repeatedly, and with such unwavering conviction that someone decided it deserved to be on a shirt.
That someone was a Liberian man. This is his brand. We are not accepting counter-evidence at this time.
Our Mission
Certified apparel for men who have never, not once, not even a little, done anything wrong.
We are not a court of law. We are not a governing body. We are not affiliated with any official certification agency, faithfulness bureau, or loyalty commission. What we are is a brand built on a claim that has never been disproven — mostly because the review process was conducted internally.
Official Record
Founded In
Denial
Incorporated In
Faith
Headquarters
Somewhere between Minnesota and Monrovia. It's all the same.
Legal Counsel
We consulted a lawyer.
The consultation was a WhatsApp group chat. The lawyer was someone's cousin. He said we were fine. We have chosen to take that at face value and move forward with full confidence.
*He has since left the group chat. We assume this is unrelated.
Now You Know
Wear the truth.
The shirts don't lie. The men who wear them might. But the shirts? Never.
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